When I was looking through my newly bought albums, I encountered Cliteater’s Clit Em’ All. I thought I reviewed it, but after some close inspection I found out that no review was done for this. Cliteater was founded by Ivar and Vedran; both members of the grindband Grobar. It started out as a project based on a drum computer, but it turned out to a very decent grindband with Joost from Inhume on vocals. Maurice took the drums and Cliteater was serious. The cover art for Clit Em’All was drawn by Luisma, who also works with Haemorrhage. The album is very well produced and quite neatly finished. With 16 songs and a cover on the album they create noise for 35 minutes. That makes 32 minutes of music and 3 minutes for burning out your brains. Almost all songs are extremely aggressive and fast, just how I like it! With ultra low grumbling and skin piercing screams Joost works through the songs, telling us completely nothing. I read the booklet and the lyrics, but I couldn’t detect anything with real sense. I hope I do not offend people with this, but it doesn’t matter what is said, because it’s almost all unrecognizable. Songs like 4$ Bitch Disfigurement, Profane Martyr and Cliteater are all in that real crushing style of grind and torture the eardrums. Cliteater also took the liberty of putting a very nice cover from Gut (Sperminator) on their record, nice job! What do you get when you put 2 grinding bastards from Grobar and a vocal monster like Joost together and find a real blasting drummer? Exactly… Cliteater. I enjoyed every second of the album and this is definitely a grind album that I can hear all day long. The sound of Cliteater resembles with Inhume, but that’s not strange because they share the same vocalist. It’s just pure decent grind with a big sense of humour. Buy this shit! Track List: 1: Ejaculation Feast On A Baked Fetus 2: Masticating On Maggots 3: Profane Martyr 4: Extort To Saturate 5: I Killed R.V. 6: Cliteater 7: Portable Gasstove 8: 4$ Bitch Disfigurement 9: Take The Pain 10: Hobo Shooting 11: Disease 12: Disposal Of Abundance 13: The Positive Aspects Of Collective Chaos 14: Degree Of Risk Involved 15: Pissing Out The Seasons 16: Hate Towards Humanity 17: Sperminator (Gut cover) Line Up: Vocals – Joost Guitars – Ivar Bass – Vedran Drums - Maurice